 Scarlett
Johannson was someone that I had never heard of about 4
weeks ago - She is 19 years old, a movie actress, and her
web presence is virtually non-existant - Not for her the
official website, or the unofficial fan sites with nude
pictures or FHM photo-shoots - This girl is much too classy
for that - She is absolutely gorgeous too, the sort of girl
that doesn't need to flaunt herself to show how great she is
- I have been boring my mates telling people about her
recently - She appears in the new film Lost
in Translation with Bill Murray, and if any of you doubt
how gorgeous she is, go and see that movie now. I
loved the movie itself and it goes straight into my top 5
favourite movies that I have ever seen - Of my mates who have watched
it - heres what they thought -
Loved it - Me, Nick, Keith Wintro
Liked it - Laffy, Marty McShinney
Hated it - Booky, Ad, Beggsy, Tim Kells,
Jonny Patty, Sam as well now too!!
Its not a happy, happy, joy, joy film -
but I found it unbelievably uplifting and ive seen it twice.
 
She also appears in a current movie about
a maid in ye olde times, which looks far too boring for my
liking - Add to that the fact that she is wearing a
tea-towel on her head throughout, and I think that I chose
the right movie to go and see to appreciate Scarlett's
piecalogicalness!!
A week later I went to see Scary Movie 3,
and the contrast between the beautiful Scarlett and the
gormless, aging slappers that are Jeni McCarthy and Pammy
Anderson was striking - When Pammy paraded about in a
bra showing her plastic assets, she did nothing for me -
while Scarlett, who was much less revealing and more
understated, was absolutely stunning! By the way,
Scary Movie 3 wasn't great but it had its funny moments, and
the king of spoof himself Leslie Nielsen made an appearance
as the US President and was his usual funny self.
Lastly, in the tradition that Marty will appreciate, I ask
you all to rate Scarlett out of 10.
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